Shoutouts to all the bisexual people whose parents are secretly hoping they’ll settle down in a heterosexual relationship and get married and have biological children.
shoutout to the pan people who have no idea how to even come out to their parents
Shoutout to all the asexual people with parents that think they’re just not ready for sex yet.
i fucking hate how i get attached so easily like i don’t understand. i meet someone new, find interest and BAM it’s like i can’t stop thinking about it. this needs to fucking stop
My boyfriend doesn’t realize that I don’t talk to anybody but him and sometimes Mel.
I don’t talk much to anybody unless they approach me or decided to know what’s happening in my life.
Honestly, I’m just a loner with a boyfriend that keeps close to her family for protection and love.
Guys who want to “bang me”, I hardly speak to and yes, some of my guy friends do show up to be like “Hey, how you been sexy?” but I know they don’t mean any harm due to the fact that I constantly remind them that I’m taken.
OI! There, done did. Happy now? Blocked.
Joel is my childhood friend, I’m not willing to block him for the sakes of your …fuckery. Joel and I will always be friends so Pfffttt!
He should know that I’m not fucking around when it comes to a relationship to keep someone. I don’t keep guys on the side. If I did, I wouldn’t be with him for this long.
If I was thinking about other men, I’d be with them, not him. BUTT! I am with him because he singled himself out. LOOK! I could be with other guys right now but because of this guy singling himself out, I’m more interested in him than anybody around me.
Sorry I focus all my attention to you, buddy! Do you really want me to have an another guy on the side?
SECRETLY TALK TO GUYS!? No. Just stop. Like, I can’t EVEN. No.
I don’t secretly talk to guys because then, you will be seeing it on my facebook and tumblr and other shit.
No. Stop thinking that.
You are even more paranoid than I am right now. I’m not even paranoid. Wait, is that paranoia or you just don’t trust me enough? Is it even about trust you thinking I’m doing something behind your back? I mean, who do I see the most? My family?
No. It’s you.
…and sometimes my family. Mainly my mother because I work with her.
I was just wondering about what you and Soommeeeoonnee was talking about BBBBUUTTTT I AM NOT GONNA DO THAT SHIT AGAIN!
I am going to wait and ignore my curiosity and let myself get more attached to you than I already am.
NOW! I have to get to work. BUT! I am not angry or upset. I was for a split second before laughing it off because seriously?
Me? Secretly doing something behind your back? Keeping someone on the side for ‘in case’?
Really? You think I’d do that.
Me not wanting to be around my guy friends isn’t anything suspicious. I do this every time I’m with somebody but eventually I’ll hang out with them again or chit chat. I’m busy with you. Me not wanting to hang out with my guy friends is normal to me. They’re busy, I’m busy.
I have work to deal with, you to deal with, fucking parents to deal with and fight with. I have bills I have to struggle to pay for and shit to buy for the upcoming winter.
People are busy in life and busy with shit they have to deal with themselves or with others. People fade, my friends have all fade. Mel and I hang by a string, trying to cling onto each other as much as possible. Joel and I are the same except he knows he gotta grow up and go down that path while I already started like…2 years ago on it.
You gotta realize, people fade and at the end, all your gonna have is someone to love you, internet friends and family. I mean, that’s what I have in a way.
I’m a loner with a boyfriend and a crazy big family.
You don’t need to fully trust me all the way. You’re still gaining my trust. I could still gain your trust because well, I feel like I haven’t fully shown you how trustworthy I am. You trust me immediately without seeing what I have to offer and exchanged.
Reminder: I am a loner with not so many friends. There’s a difference between high school friends and real friends. Real friends are only three people: Mel, Joel and You (aka JoJo). High school friends are…basically everyone I have on my facebook.
Now, once again, I must go.
This bitch is over. I’m done purging my thoughts down. Let me remind you something ELSE!
I am not mad, this shouldn’t be making you mad. I am putting on my thoughts and you may look at it different but fuck it, it’s my thoughts and opinion. It’s what runs through my mind at the time being because I do not have a pencil or paper right now.
Thanks for reading.
Just…stop thinking I’m gonna fuck you over because I’m not. You think I’m gonna continue my 17 year old self?
I’ve grown WAAYYYY Too much.
Growing up sucks balls!
- timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
- connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
- colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
- gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date
how to spot a fuckboy:
- white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
- he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
- relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
- looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
- can’t find the clitoris
fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know
All my favorite Harry Potter bad lip reading gifs I have collected
I heard that your brain is like a box of cats